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I am Evan M. I spend a lot of time on the computer, whether it be web-browsing, video games or general haberdashery. Being a hardcore gamer, I own a Wii. This is primarily because most good platforming games and that sort of thing come out on the Wii. If I wanted to play a shooting game and yell at people over the internet, I would play Team Fortress 2 on my amazing PC. This is primarily because first person shooting games on a console are stupid because you have to use a sluggish control stick, so I see little reasoning behind playing crappy games like Halo or Gears of War when, depending on the game, they are usually a million times better on the PC due to superior controls and user-generated content. The only exception to this is Unreal Tournament 3, which is terrible to the point where it just plain isn't good regardless of the platform it is on.

I spend a ton ton ton ton ton of time going to a wrestling promotion in Pennsylvania called "Chikara Pro", it's absolutely amazing and I recommend going to their website and checking them out if you like good wrestling. (http://www.chikarapro.com) I also hate something like 97% of the people on the internet.

"I can have oodles of charm when I want to." --Kurt Vonnegut

Sites that egocentric jerks like me visit: http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ http://www.castle-vidcons.com/ http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ http://www.gonintendo.com/

Music I like: Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Frank Zappa, Primus, Neophyte, DJ Lady Dana, The Prodigy, Pendulum, Metallica, Macabre, Journey, Limp Bizkit, The Pillows, The Seatbelts, Queen, Ray Charles, The Avalanches, Reverend Horton Heat, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Anthrax, Ennio Morricone, Sergei Prokofiev, The Specials, Run DMC, Scapegoat Wax, DJ Shadow, The Outlaws, Pantera, Tom Jones, Tiny Tim, White Zombie, 403 Forbidden, Dubmood, Zabutom, Dragonforce, Santana, Jethro Tull, Judas Priest, The Chemical Brothers, and other junk that's pretty non-mainstream so I'll hold off on mentioning that.

Decent Movies: Star Wars, Pineapple Express, Wayne's World, Hot Shot's Part Deux, Meet Joe Black

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